Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Wanted poster

Keep your eyes peeled for the following suspects:
we don't know who did it, but that it was one of these three dogs.
The suspects:
George - AKA "G" - the brains of the operation and the fastest of the three on land. Smart enough to do it, but hasn't completed the kill in previous fuzzy animal captures. However, was "on the streets" in his past and could have killed to live.
Deuce - AKA "the Deucester" - the woman of the group, comes off sweet, however, she is the backup (and possible "closer") when G flushes them out of the brush... could she do it? She was found over the body.
Fynn - AKA Phinneas J Arbuckle - weighing in at 200 lbs and about 3 foot tall to the top of his head, Fynn isn't a man to be messed with. But, he is the definition of a gentle giant without any aggression in his past. Could he have done it and not been aware of the damage he was inflicting?

3 comments:

mamma squishy said...

way too funny! They all look quilty to me

Alex said...

Senor Funnypants!

Jobonga said...

Clearly the one on the right. Where the hell did he come from? And probably because he has a major identity crisis. I don't think it's okay to shorten Phinneas to Fynn. That's only one letter in common. Two if you count it twice. Whitney, what kind of linguistic crime is she committing here? Or do you respond to Wydknee? Wydders?