I like porn

I don't know why, but I felt like I should use that as my title of this post. This post has nothing really to do with porn.

well, hold on. I was going to write a post about my new shoes. but heck! Now I feel like writing about porn.

Here are my thoughts - numbered to help organize the different trains of thought, but not in priority order

1) worst porn ever -scarred me. really. - the video is owned by my friend Todd, but he claims it was left to him by his former roommate a Japanese guy. If you want to hear all the details I can retell, but warning, it will fuck you up.

2) porn has ruined the world's perception of real breasts. I think that you might blame it on fake breasts themselves, but most people wouldn't have the opportunity to stare at fake tits for that long if almost all porn actresses didn't have fake ones.

3) acting in porn - not that important to me. I don't care that they can't act. but laughing in the middle sort of ruins the mood.

4) plot in porn - my thoughts on this are complex. (so complex they require indents and a whole new level of numbering....)

a)some porn doesn't need plot development - there is nothing worse than already being in the mood and just needing something to push you over the edge and then the movie takes a reallllly long time to get to any... action.

b) what if you aren't in the mood, but want to get into the mood? Then, I think you need a movie with good acting and good plot, but with porn action in the middle. Most movies don't have long enough or porn-y enough stuff in the middle.

c) I don't think b ever happens to men.

5) written porn- good. - buying book of porn at Barnes and Noble. not so good.

6) Personal feelings about porn videos. I don't own any porn videos, so I don't know, but Todd has concerns about other people watching his porn videos. Do people have feelings about their videos? hmm.

7) the unrealistic situations. How many people really have housewatchers? that lay around without their clothes on? What about the neighbor's wife wanting to sleep with you? after washing her car? My neighbors are old and not hot.

I have included a photo of my neighbor gardening. Running out to sunbathe nude to tantalize him does not cross my mind.

and yes that is a pipe. it fits nicely since he is missing at least four of his front top teeth.

on that note I don't want to think about porn any more.