Tuesday, February 5, 2008

not one but two surprises under my mattress

I got to the hotel late last night - delayed flight due to weather. I was tired, but I made sure to iron my clothes before retiring. So, I was really tired when I finally pulled back the covers and climbed in. augh! there was a board in my bed, and it wasn't even all the way over. I had 8 inches from the edge of the bed of squishyness and then hardness!
I reached under the mattress angrily to confirm that there was board in the bed.
That was when my fingers hit something that wasn't a piece of plywood.

I pulled the glossy magazine out. it was a porn magazine.
I was puzzled for just a second, but then was like, whatever.
But, it wasn't really one I liked.
So, I put it back.
and went to wash my hands.

I am not going to tell anyone.
it sort of makes me smile that my bed and I have this secret.

4 comments:

loud said...

what's one you do like?

Alex said...

That is so super-nasty. What hotel was this? The Mariott? We already know that they've turned a blind eye to the thong under the bed before.

Lucia said...

yep, Marriott

Thomas said...

I think Found Porn is something like 3-5 years good luck, depending on its quality.